First you’ve got to start somewhere as simple as the following:
Hi, my name is B. Today I will talk about one of my わすられない場所. Watashu no shushin wa Betonamu no chubu desu. Koto wa Quang Binh ken desu. Quang Binh Ken no naka de, iro ro na keshiki ga arimasu. Sorera no hitotsu wa Phong Nha こくりつこうえん. Kono basho wa sekai no Yunesuko isan de yoku shira rete imasu. yuiitsu no yama ga ari mase n ga mata bīchi to dōkutsu ga ari masu. 夏休みに、私と家族 wa yoku こくりつこうえんe camping shitari, oyogitari, hiking shi ni iku。Because it’s very beautiful and fun, watashi wa konotokoro ga wasureru koto ga dekimasen. Kitte kurete arigato gozaimasu.
Don’t ever copy this. This is an authentic piece of art. You can only be allowed to witness.
No but seriously, joke aside, this piece was done on my train to school, with the requirement of it being less than 1 minute. It was a partially a failure: Scored 2 out of 4 for the whole criteria list. Learned anything? Absolutely. Time management is key. Besides, you don’t want to do your homework on the train before class.